Dear Readers,
I just want to post this disclaimer for all who do not understand me well. The following is an example of art imitating life and exploiting it just make some fun out of a very silly accident that could have ended quite differently. No animals or humans were hurt in the real or these exaggerated circumstances.
The Author

***Breaking News***

Isabel Urquhart Catnapping Ends Peacefully

On Monday, April 13, at 2:39PM, the anguish for the widowed Mrs. Urquhart came to an end when her feline daughter, the Princess Isabel Urquhart, was rescued from the cellar where she had been held captive since Sunday afternoon.

It has been reported that the Princess was abducted from the Urquhart home during a family Easter celebration when "human" sibling Kymberly A. Haswell I, under the guise of borrowing a bed, secreted the Princess out of the home hidden inside the box spring portion of the bed. A spokesperson for the family states that some sort of family dispute over whether frozen green beans or canned corn should be served at the family dinner was the underlying cause of the cat napping.

At the time Princess Isabel was rescued, she was alone in the cellar but appeared terrified. There were no ransom demands. It is believed that Ms Haswell I regretted her actions and just wanted the situation over. The whereabouts of Ms Haswell I is unknown at this time. A brother, Dana M. Haswell III, is also being sought as a person of interest in this case.

When asked how it felt to have the Princess home, Mrs. Urquhart said, "I am just so happy that she is safe." As to the actions of Ms Haswell I, Mrs. Urquhart was heard to say, " I can't believe I gave her half the pie."

This catnapping is still being investigated.

No photos were available at press time.